My Name is Amy and I'm a ......

Dog Fart Sniffer. Apparently, anyway.
I'm sitting here on the chaise playing with this giant torpedo like Nerf Dart
that Lil Bo shot me with a few minutes ago. I hold it up to my eye..like it's a telescope and smell this horrific stench. I scrunch my nose up and think " gross, this thing smells like a dog fart". I just can't believe it..so I start sniffing the whole thing..end to end with the stench getting stronger. It's nasty. The whole time, I'm thinking...WHY does this thing stink??? What is it made of that is different from those little non lethal darts? Is this one in fact a "stink torpedo". It hasn't smelled this way before...and I've been hit quite a few times. The guys think it's funny to make my butt a target. I don't. Anyway..this dart is smelling worse and worse by the minute and then....I start to wonder just exactly where the dog is.
I found him. Sitting right beside the chair..just out of sight. I find that it wasn't the dart after all. The world of Nerf is just fine and kids everywhere will be safe from toxic fumes. That's right, folks. I'm not just a stinky dart smeller...oh no..in fact.. I'M A DOG FART SNIFFER. Could there be anything worse? I have yet to find it.